wow it's been about a year since my last post. i figured i'd try to update since i have nothing to do with my life for the 7 weeks left of my last summer vacation ever. vegas was fun. highlights include: yelling at hungary to fuck up russia, losing money, eating until i got sick, oversleeping, oxygen, racing, getting beat up by people i don't know, and eating some more. anyone have any ideas of other places to go or things to do before i completely turn old and boring? i hope my ankles get fixed soon so i can play basketball. i finally have a sports team that i root for that is actually winning games (mets). here are links that amuse me:   

http://www.mediuh.com/2288-real-life-simpsons-intro.html 

http://www.mediuh.com/2780-south-park-family-guy-episodes.html - i'm as big a family guy fan as anyone, but south park kinda got them good here.

http://savemanny.blogspot.com/2006/06/athlete-actor-look-likes.html

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fkdWnEkROVk&search=the%20office - awesome 5 minutes of "the office"

http://youtube.com/watch?v=mOgQ7i8S57o&search=the%20office (next 5 minutes)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=S1tpZFymL5o&search=burger%20king%20manthem - i wish i could work for the ad agency who thought of this.

p.s. i'm sorry i threw a deck of cards at you as i yelled, "i'm gambit!"

i normally post alot of stupid stuff on this thing, but this has to be the funniest link ever. you have to watch these clips (watch #'s 1-5, in order).

http://gorillamask.net/conanwalker.shtml

p.s. 40. what the.

hope everyones having a good summer. good thing i have electricity or else i would be pissed. speaking of which...shouldn't it be "p'ed. o.", not "p.o'ed"? basketball is fun to watch again. as are movies and animated shows. two new favorite quotes come courtesy of futurama: 1. "heaven must be missing an angel.. because you got a nice rack." 2. "My two favorite things are commitment and improving myself.". operation: get less fat has been moving along slowly..f it. fit! i have to get two things off of my chest: 1. if you ask me, jared from subway is still a little chubby 2. i am a fan of manu ginobili. there, i said it. would you rather have your head be shaped like a sphere or a box // . summer class is good, this emotion icon reminds me of my prof: . almost of gambling age. i need a job that pays money that i can use to gamble. hopefully ill have a job sometime soon. early bday wish list: 1. food 2. alcohol 3. emeril dvds (if they make them) 4. 24 season 4 box set.   

 i dont know why but i find this clip very very amusing http://www.channel101.com/shows/show.php?show_id=5

Because of the following two links, I can now say that my life is complete. I will let these two links just speak for themselves, so click away.

http://www.eden.rutgers.edu/~smoffett/files/spanofreakout.wmv

http://www.planetvids.com/html/Mr-T-Loves-His-Mother.html

Best post-PCN response comes courtesy of my mom:

Mom: "Joe, I didn't know you had a sense of humor."

Send me pictures if you have any.